T.M.I.

Jason, Brayden and I ran a few errands today. We had to go to the Ford place where Jason got his last truck. We had to fill out papers to get reimbursed for the Gap insurance we had. When we got there they went back to get the finance guy. I was really hoping it wasn't the guy we dealt with the first time. It was!
This guy is such a turd! Think Rodney Dangerfield meets Saturday Night Fever John Travolta! He had big gold rings on about all his fingers! His office smelled like B.O. so bad! We sat down in his office and he started chewing his gum like a cow chewing cud! It was so gross! Most of you(Mom) know that drives me nuts.So......
The guy left the room to make copies of the papers. Jason and I started making fun of him! When he came back I was looking in my purse for something Brayden could play with. I didn't have anything so I gave him a piece of gum. When I handed it to Brayden I said, "Now make sure to chew with your mouth closed." Jason turned and looked at me but I couldn't look at him because I would have died! I was trying soooo hard not to laugh! When we got in the car Jason and I started laughing and Brayden started chewing his gum real loud just like that guy! That was so funny!
For the last week or so I've been having the strangest dreams! That's not unusual for me but these all had to do with not shaving my legs! In every dream I was embarrassed by the manly looking dark hair on my legs.(no mine didn't look that bad, yet) In one dream I was going on a date and I guess was expecting to get a little naughty but the hair on my legs was so gross that I decided not to go. Then in one it was really hot so I was going to wear shorts to work. No can do! My leg hair was long enough to brush! LOL I think I finally got the hint and shaved today. What can I say, It is winter! Was that T.M.I.?