Last Sunday we took the boys to the Browns game. I wasn't too thrilled to get up at 6 am to go sit in a parking lot full of drunks and weirdos. I was told it was all part of the "experience". Uh, ok whatever. I guess also part of the "experience" was driving through the ghetto. And I mean real ghetto. Not Kristy ghetto. I'm talking "I locked the doors ghetto"! This was Jesse's super secret shortcut. So anyway, after the ghetto drive we got to "experience" paying $25 to park like sardines in a dirty parking lot, littered with already half drunk people.
We got out set up chairs and whatever and the boys started to play football!
Of course they got in a big fight and started hitting each other. So......
Jarrett went to the truck all pissed off and ate doughnuts......
Brayden and Brandon sat around bored. ( aren't those cute little eye thingies?)
Then it was time to eat....
Then just as we started to eat, Brayden had to go #2 really bad! There was only 1 port o pot in the whole lot. My idea was to have him go in a Ziploc bag in the back of the truck but no one went for that! Jesse took him to wait in line for half an hour only to have the thing almost full! Gross! Then there was no toilet paper so Jesse had to get half a napkin and do his best! Right about that time Jesse's friends also showed up.
Right before we went up to the stadium one of the girls attempted to pee in between Jason's truck doors where the guys were going. Let me tell ya.....there were yellow rivers flowing everywhere!
On the way to the stadium the boys and I stopped to people watch! What a bunch of freaks! I should have gotten better pictures of some of these people but I was afraid to get shot! Even though they thoroughly checked us for weapons before we went in!
At the game they handed out breast cancer pins and even had one on the field.
During the game it was pretty exciting.......People were getting thrown out left and right. There were Bengal's fans everywhere!
This guy
And this guy
were going to fight right in front of us! It was great! There were F-bombs flying everywhere! The guy sitting next to us yelled at them and told them to watch it because there were kids right here! Yeah, like my kids have never heard that before. I wanted to see a fight!
Oh, remember those cute little eye thingies? They came in handy later when we had a Bengal's fan sit right in front of us. Brandon and I laughed forever!
I did actually watch some of the game...
Oops! What I meant to say was, I watched Brady Quinn on the sidelines!
There was one point in the game where I got really excited! I wanted to run out onto the field...
Yep! That's right where I was going to run! I wanted to cut this guys hair off soooo bad! It was driving me nuts!
The kids had a great time! I think they really like the game, freezing butts and all! Oh, yeah. We lost 23 - 20 in overtime. :(
4 comments:
Wow sounds....great. =/
Brady Quinn -- one word -- YUM!
Poop in a baggie in the back of the truck!? I thought I was a hillbilly. LOL Glad to hear everyone had a great time. Even though it is football which, well i think I would rather watch corn grow. Not a big sports guy.
That's some freaky hair! I don't watch football at all, but it was on the telly one night over here, and I couldn't believe how many football players had mad hair growing out of their helmets. What the!? It's horrible.
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